kk4urmum.

Right basically, I've entered this world of blogging to serve one purpose, to merk off anything that i feel is worth my merking off skills. I don't actually give a fuck about the website, let's be honest. But deep down in the pit of my stomach i'm a very angry child and need somewhere to let off my steam. If something interests me, or pisses me off, i will write about it. k?

I'm sick of I'm A Celebrity. Every motherfucking year I'm like "oh, wow. I'm A Celebrity's coming back on, let's all have a fucking party, why don't we just go and get some of that cheap shit in from Iceland and celebrate? Because that's all it really has to offer, isn't it?" Well, no. To be honest it doesn't even deserve a sing song from Jason Donovan to advertise it's stupidness. After the first two episodes, possibly three? If ITV get lucky. I'm sitting here, staring mindlessly at the TV, thinking "why am I even watching this bullshit?" because that's exactly what it is, bullshit. Who makes someone walk over to a vending machine, in the middle of a jungle, getting their hopes up by seeing all the colourful packaging staring back at them, only to crush their dreams by having a machine full of kangaroos bums. no. Ant and Dec, that's exactly who.

Why would you even think of blending a crocodiles foot, to make "crocodile foot smoothie?" It obviously doesn't contain a very nice taste, from the face Katie Price pulled when she had to drink it, does it? So what was the fucking point? I'm sure that dead crocodile isn't exactly going to be very proud of that is he? Not exactly the biggest accomplishment ever made by one member of that species. I'm sure he's not going to go down in the Guiness Book Of World Records for that one is he? I mean, at least he could have eaten every dull celebrity in that fucking jungle before being butchered so savagely, couldn't he? Maybe someone should train a crocodile to do that next year? What an idea that would be. But I've already faced the fact that that's never going to happen.

What's with Katie Price anyway? Who does she think she is? Agreeing to go on there (for a measly five hundred grand) then leaving after next to no time. I mean, personally I'd have tied her up and made her stay, maybe got that old crocodile's brother to come and eat her as payback? But then again, I'm all for "team Andre" - and as for the "anyone that voted for Katie to do the trial can get a full refund on the website after entering your full life story" bullshit. Who is actually going to give a shit about claiming back 30 odd pence? Probably some sad fuckers, but not me, oh no. That's for losers, but then again, what better am i? I sit in front of that TV for an hour every night gawping at the ridiculous antics displayed by these total idiots. I mean, I'm not even going to go in to them not being celebrities? I could go on there, and be just as well known, or unknown for that matter, as most of them are. Kfnxbai.